[11:57:38] ( moath) how goes
[12:04:53] ( alex) at 1mph
[12:06:40] ( nick) kph
[12:07:27] ( alex) convert it if you like, it's the same quantity
[12:13:06] ( alex) !google nick martini fag
[12:13:08] ( B^]) Irish Earth Science Internet Directory:
[12:13:08] ( B^]) http://www.ucd.ie/geology/IGA/earth2.htm
[12:13:14] ( alex) hmm
[12:40:48] ( nick) well, i am a fag so he has that right
[12:41:20] ( nick) !convert dicks to miles
[12:41:41] ( nick) :(
[12:44:14] ( moath) 1 mile = 10560 dicks
[12:50:05] ( emag) moath: that's imperial dicks. metric would be 10000 dicks
[12:52:19] ( nick) well hey now
[12:52:24] ( nick) lets think this through
[12:53:34] ( emag) 5280 dicks is also known as "yamum"
[12:54:12] ( nick) i assume you're taking the average dick length of 6 inches?
[12:54:15] ( moath) metric dicks could be 6561.6798 dicks per kilometer
[12:54:36] ( emag) kilopeter
[12:54:41] ( moath) yes
[12:55:59] ( nick) ok so
[12:56:10] ( nick) say theres this girl right
[12:56:23] ( nick) and i say shes been 10,000 miles, 6 inches at a time
[12:56:27] ( nick) thats a lot of fucking dicks
[12:56:29] ( moath) yes
[12:56:34] ( emag) with this group, you must be talking a hypothetical situation if a girl's involved
[12:56:46] ( nick) 105,600,000 to be exact
[12:56:48] ( emag) yep
[12:56:53] ( moath) but, how many strokes per sex session?
[12:56:53] ( nick) WOW DICKS GALORE
[12:57:02] ( nick) i donno
[12:57:20] ( moath) find out nick
[12:57:20] ( nick) whats the average length of a fuck
[12:57:30] ( moath) depends
[12:57:45] ( emag) what's the SPM?
[12:57:50] ( emag) then how many minutes?
[12:58:55] ( nick) http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html
[12:58:59] ( nick) this is amazingly uhh
[12:59:07] ( nick) thorough
[13:00:02] ( nick) Average Time to Orgasm (male)
[13:00:03] ( nick) Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes
[13:00:04] ( nick) so ok
[13:00:14] ( nick) 105million dicks
[13:00:35] ( nick) Average Time to Orgasm (female)
[13:00:35] ( nick) Females in Kinsey's studies averaged a little less than 4 minutes to reach orgasm during masturbation, though for coitus it took anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes.
[13:00:37] ( nick) man
[13:00:41] ( nick) other guys sure are lame
[13:00:52] ( moath) no shit
[13:00:56] ( emag) well, either 105 million dicks, or 52.5 million strokes, assuming a stroke is a full 6" in and out
[13:00:57] ( nick) ok lets say she takes dick after dick, no breaks allowed
[13:01:18] ( emag) this sounds like the makings of a world record
[13:01:36] ( emag) i'd hate to be the 1056'th guy
[13:01:37] ( nick) wow
[13:02:34] ( nick) 602 years of dick
[13:02:40] ( nick) if ive not fucked the calculations up
[13:07:34] ( moath) gross
[13:08:36] ( nick) ok since we're on the dick kick
[13:08:49] ( nick) lets find out how many gallons of spurt shes taken
[13:08:49] ( nick) !
[13:08:51] ( emag) don't talk about kicking dicks
[13:09:01] ( emag) how many teaspoons per?
[13:09:45] ( emag) 768 teaspoons in a gallon
[13:09:49] ( emag) (us gallon)
[13:10:13] ( emag) or 256 tablespoons
[13:10:57] ( moath) average erections per night (while sleeping): 5
[13:11:17] ( emag) i figured it just got one that lasted all night
[13:11:24] ( moath) avererage volume of ejaculate is about 1teaspoon
[13:12:14] ( emag) 137500 gallons for 105.6e6
[13:13:06] ( nick) jesus
[13:13:12] ( nick) that is a lot of spooge
[13:13:46] ( nick) 8448000000000000 sperms total
[13:13:46] ( nick) WOW
[13:14:24] ( emag) what's the volume of an olympic-size swimming pool?
[13:14:34] ( nick) ew
[13:14:37] ( emag) i know the pool @ my parents when i was a kid was 36000 gallons
[13:15:13] ( emag) yeah, ew
[13:15:50] ( emag) 520494 liters of spooge (for you metric fags)
[13:16:16] ( nick) i cant find it
[13:16:41] ( emag) yeah, neither can i
[13:17:42] ( nick) 5. For comparison, an Olympic-size swimming pool holds about 4000 m3 of water.
[13:17:46] ( nick) cubic meters
[13:17:50] ( nick) ummm
[13:18:03] ( emag) i found one that said 2000 m3
[13:18:48] ( emag) 1056688.2 gallons in 4000 m3
[13:19:13] ( emag) 528344.1 gallons in 2000 m3
[13:19:23] ( emag) that lazy fucking cunt can't even fill a pool
[13:19:29] ( nick) jesus
[13:19:32] ( nick) worthless whore
[13:19:43] ( nick) well lets say she took a dick in all 3 holes
[13:19:47] ( nick) that cuts her time to 200 years
[13:24:05] ( nick) how many MALES in the us
[13:25:31] ( emag) thought the pop was around 250M or so, but could be wrong
[13:25:35] ( emag) assuming half that's male...
[13:25:52] ( emag) there's STILL a chance that kraken wouldn't get laid
[13:26:05] ( nick) haha